Want your baby to look like John Travolta or Prince William? California Cryobank can help you. It has launched a service to help women choose sperm donors who look like the man of their dreams. How about Adam Sandler? Donor 11121 might fill the bill. Here’s his profile:

“Donor 11121 hopes to find cures for pediatric diseases and plans to own his own research lab. With a B.S. in Molecular Biology, which he earned with distinction, and five years of post-graduate study in Medicine, he’s close to his academic goal. 6’1”, 183 lbs, with wavy brown hair, brown eyes, and dimples, he enjoys drawing, painting, baseball, wrestling, and juggling, ‘so long as it’s not knives or lit torches.’ Friendly, with a great sense of humor, he’s fun to be around.”

Just the guy, eh? Everything a girl needs to know about the father of her child -- apart from his name. Check it out today at California Cryobank. Only US$490 a vial.