Biopolitical Times, a blog which is well worth following, has been featuring “gene of the week” -- “discoveries” of unknown genes for unlikely human qualities. So far they have reported on genes for debt, DIY, entrepreneurship, victimhood and even virginity. However, a Singapore company has eclipsed all previous discoveries by issuing an “Inborn Talent Genetic Test”. This is a direct-to-consumer product aimed at anxious parents. 

It identifies genes for memory, sensitivity, loyalty, persistence, affection, self-detoxification, propensity for teenage romance and sensitivity to second-hand smoke, along with about 60 others.

One of two tests offered by a company called My Gene Profile, it appears to cater for mollycoddling parents who want to “medically” ensure their children’s future prosperity. The website declares:

Parents are seeking Inborn Talent Genetic Test on their children in order to take the guess work out of making talent related decisions. When we, My Gene Profile, reveal to you your child's Inborn Talent Genetic Test results you will have the unique DNA knowledge to make clear and correct decisions. You can use the results to know exactly what you need to do make the right decisions about your child's future!           

This is a “scientific discovery that promises to revolutionize the way we groom our children”, and a “technology of the future can save you thousands of wasted dollars and make your child a happier and more competent individual”. Place your orders NOW!!!!! -- $8871 value for only $1397. ~ Biopolitical Times Jun 7